Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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