I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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