he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
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