try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
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