so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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