all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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