IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
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