Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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