I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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