I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
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I need you to use more vowels.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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