ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize