I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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