when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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