U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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