I don't usually arrange sex via text message
Can Purell be used as lube?
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
Randomize
