do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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