Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
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You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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