PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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