On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
third nipple confirmed
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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