nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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