But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i can't believe i had my finger in that
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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