tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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