Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
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