haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
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