so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
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