you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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