You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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