Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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