Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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