Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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