i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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