Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
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