After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
I need to stop being so honest when I'm drunk. I got proposed to by a stranger again last night. It's not my fault that I would be perfectly ok making sandwiches and giving blow jobs for the rest of my life.
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