is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
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I need you to use more vowels.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
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