eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
I party with great urgency now.
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