She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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