I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
I just googled if crying burns calories
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
did you just send me my own nude
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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