it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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