And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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