operation harelip BJ is a go
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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