i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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