and next time when you feel me up, do it right
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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