Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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