I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
i think i have herpe
just one?
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
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