I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
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