i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
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