Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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