I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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