when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
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