Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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