i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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