if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Rock
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Fuck
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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