I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
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