she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
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