I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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