im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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