So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
Randomize
