we have officially lost it.
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
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