My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
Randomize
